Chinese dictionary

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Dung On Mai Shu   I stepped in excrement 
Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu   Let's sleep together
Ai Bang Mai Ne   I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu   A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat   You need a face lift
Dum Gai   A stupid person
Gun Pao Der   An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung   Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding   We have reason to believe you are hiding a fugitive
Kum Hia   Approach me
Lao Zi   Not very good
Lin Ching   An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding   A great achievement of the American space program
Ne Ahn   A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai   A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be   A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne   A small horse
Ten Ding Ba   Serving drinks to people
Wa Shing Kah   Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim   Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting   There is no reason to raise your voice