Life After 40

You know your are growing older when:

  • Everything hurts and what dosent't hurt dosen't work
  • You get winded playing chess
  • Your children begin to look middle aged
  • You begin to outlive enthusiasm
  • Your mind makes contracts your body can'y meet
  • You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions
  • You look forward to a dull evening
  • You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going
  • Your knees buckles and your belt won't
  • You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation
  • Dialing long distance wears you out
  • Your back goes out more than you do
  • You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones
  • You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there
  • The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off